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Dec 13th, 2007 at 2:05pm
 
They actually have dog psychologists now. I tried it, but I think that if your problems are serious you’d be better off to go and spend the extra cash and talk to a human. That was the first time I’ve been to see a therapist, but I have watched a lot of “The Bob Newhart Show” and I just don’t think a well trained therapist would spend the entire session trying to hump your leg. It seems unethical.
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Reply #1 - Dec 13th, 2007 at 5:02pm
 
Beats the hell out of a dog proctologist. Roll Eyes
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Reply #2 - Dec 13th, 2007 at 9:52pm
 
You scared of
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Me, too!!!!!
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Reply #3 - Jan 19th, 2008 at 6:07pm
 
I was burning sticks in the back yard today and my two dogs thought it would be fun to fetch sticks.  Since there are a million sticks back there, there was no problem UNTIL they started pulling them out of the fire and carrying them through the dry leaves, dragging the burning end.  I discovered that you need to stop the dogs BEFORE you try to put out the little fires.  Then beat the fire with a shovel.  Then beat the dogs with a shovel.  Screaming just makes them run faster and spread the fire even further. 

Actually, it was just one dog.  The other dog started to pick up a burning stick but was startled by my screaming and waving a shovel.  He thought it was a fun new game and went to chase the other dog, too.
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Reply #4 - Jan 19th, 2008 at 6:41pm
 
Geez, I would love to have a picture of that.  You running around the yard waving a shovel and yelling at dogs.  now thats funny.  And you know it is.  just visulize it Cool
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Reply #5 - Jan 20th, 2008 at 4:39am
 
ditto  Grin Grin Grin
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Reply #6 - Jan 20th, 2008 at 9:15am
 
geeesh, the things people do on their birthdays.  Guess he decided to make his own birthday party.
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Reply #7 - Jan 20th, 2008 at 11:57am
 
Ice-P had a birthday and didn't tell us?  Angry

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How OLD are you?  Roll Eyes Lips Sealed
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Reply #8 - Jan 20th, 2008 at 8:44pm
 
In doggy years, I'm dead.  Or Methuselah.
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Reply #9 - Jan 21st, 2008 at 5:53am
 
When God said "let there be light", he flipped the switch.  Cool
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Reply #10 - Jan 23rd, 2008 at 1:45pm
 
Old enough to retire this year!!!  That's what counts.
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Reply #11 - Jan 23rd, 2008 at 3:01pm
 
I might be old enough too.........someday, but being able to do it is another thing.  I just wonder where all my fortune went. Cool
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Reply #12 - Jan 23rd, 2008 at 5:02pm
 
Medic Ron wrote on Jan 23rd, 2008 at 3:01pm:
.  I just wonder where all my fortune went. Cool


Hmmmm

1 word comes to mind here..........."Hooter's"!! Shocked Tongue
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Reply #13 - Jan 23rd, 2008 at 7:01pm
 
I converted you. Cool
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Reply #14 - Jan 24th, 2008 at 4:39pm
 
All my money is going into my church.  Then I'll run for county office.  I'll keep running till people get sick of me and put me in office.  Then, I overthrow the government and take over. 

Or, I may just stay home and mow the yard.  Whichever is easier.
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