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Jan 6th, 2009 at 8:27am
 
I'm having some problems with a new Pit Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.

The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? "

No, I said- I think he's an atheist
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Reply #1 - Feb 16th, 2009 at 5:04pm
 
Ice-P wrote on Jan 6th, 2009 at 8:27am:
I'm having some problems with a new Pit Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.

The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? "

No, I said- I think he's an atheist


You think implying that Muslims are brown, stupid, aggressive, and violent  is funny?   Hmmm..  In the next breath, you'll probably call yourself Christian.
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Reply #2 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 9:47am
 
You read into it whatever you want to, Bub.  It's called a pun, get a sense of humor.
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Reply #3 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 10:52am
 
NataS wrote on Feb 16th, 2009 at 5:04pm:
Ice-P wrote on Jan 6th, 2009 at 8:27am:
I'm having some problems with a new Pit Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.

The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? "

No, I said- I think he's an atheist


You think implying that Muslims are brown, stupid, aggressive, and violent  is funny?   Hmmm..  In the next breath, you'll probably call yourself Christian.



Ice-P is known for his flat sense of humor.  I've never known him to put anyone down on this board with the exception of politicians.  The problem with America today is that it so politically correct many are afraid to tell a joke.  BTW how do you know Ice-P isn't a brown, stupid, aggressive, and violent  Muslim?  Roll Eyes
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Reply #4 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 11:03am
 
Ice-P wrote on Feb 17th, 2009 at 9:47am:
You read into it whatever you want to, Bub.  It's called a pun, get a sense of humor.  



Actually, it's not a pun. it's malapropism

By definition, puns must be deliberate; an involuntary substitution of similar words is called a malapropism

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And it's still not funny.
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Reply #5 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 11:52am
 
Don't read any of my replies or topics then.  Simple.  Just hate me.
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Reply #6 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 11:53am
 
I don't hate you... or anyone for that matter.  Just don't think the joke was funny.  That's my opinion.
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Reply #7 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm
 
Ice-P wrote on Jan 6th, 2009 at 8:27am:
I'm having some problems with a new Pit Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.

The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? "

No, I said- I think he's an atheist

Hell, I thought it was funny.  Even if Ice pick is brown stupid and agressive! Shocked
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Reply #8 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 3:03pm
 
What, exactly, is funny about poking fun of people of the Muslim faith?
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Reply #9 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 3:23pm
 
Ice-P wrote on Jan 6th, 2009 at 8:27am:
I'm having some problems with a new Pit Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.

The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? "

No, I said- I think he's an atheist



NataS wrote on Feb 17th, 2009 at 3:03pm:
What, exactly, is funny about poking fun of people of the Muslim faith?



I took it the man was so stupid & hard of hearing he misunderstood the vet.  Grin

You took it that the vet was poking fun at Muslims?  Angry  
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Reply #10 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 3:27pm
 
turnipgreens wrote on Feb 17th, 2009 at 1:00pm:
Ice-P wrote on Jan 6th, 2009 at 8:27am:
I'm having some problems with a new Pit Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good reason.

The vet replied " Muzzle 'im? "

No, I said- I think he's an atheist

Hell, I thought it was funny.  Even if Ice pick is brown stupid and agressive! Shocked


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Reply #11 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 3:43pm
 
still_here wrote on Feb 17th, 2009 at 3:23pm:
I took it the man was so stupid & hard of hearing he misunderstood the vet.  Grin

You took it that the vet was poking fun at Muslims?  Angry  


No, the context of the joke (i.e. not me) implies that Muslims are violent, stupid, and aggressive.   The fact that someone such as yourself would think that repeating such a joke (which isn't even funny at all even in the context you understand)  is acceptable is truly sad in this era.

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The fact that nobody replied to your joke to say how funny it was until a month later (after my criticism) speaks volumes.
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Reply #12 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 5:52pm
 
I think it implies that atheists are brown, stupid and aggressive.  I apologize to all the atheists and hope God blesses them.

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Reply #13 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 6:12pm
 
The really funny thing is that the Muslims I know, (if you told that joke in their presence) would feel sorry for your ignorance of their religion.  These same Muslims are well versed in the Christian tenets and do not believe all Christians to be violent even though members of the Christian community have fought wars under the pretense that God was on their side.  Didn't Jesus teach peace and understanding and brotherhood?  I'll have to read the Bible again.

I myself fall into the Atheist category and while I appreciate your prayers, did not feel insulted by the joke, just saddened that you feel the need to repeat it, then defend it through sarcasm.
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Reply #14 - Feb 17th, 2009 at 6:22pm
 
My sincerest apologies, Ice P, I was only JOKING.  I don't really think you are brown, stupid and aggressive.

It was all a joke, and I took it in the context with which you meant the joke and I hope you know I was joking with you when I said you were brown stupid and aggressive.

this is getting silly......and ridiculous



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